The Smell Of Sexual Napalm In The Morning

John Mayer recently did an interview with Playboy and said Jessica Simpson was like "sexual napalm". Several other fun statements too. I think someone should probably let John know that he could save his PR rep some stress if he started doing his interviews sober... BUT, I would like to thank him for the info about Jess, as it's now even more likely that my daydreams we're actually her, calling me to her.

Begin sidenote. Jessica Simpson does not have breasts. She has TITS. Jessica Simpsons breasts officially graduated to tits when they got their WTF from Juggs University. End sidenote.


I would like to address the comments by Mizzle, B-Rush, and others on my "The Grandfather Paradox" article. I love a good debate, theoretical or other wise, BUT... people. I am aware of the Parallel Worlds Theory, but it is just a theory. Time travel in itself is just a theory. And there are infinite possibilities regarding why this could or couldn't take place, and what would happen if it could and did.

There is no way to prove anything positively about time travel one way or the other - because it has never been done (that we know of). This was just an idea. So although I concede that the theory may have a lot of merit, I'm not sure you can unequivocally state that "Parallel Worlds Theory" (or any other theory) is the definitive solution to a problem that probably could not even take place.

Bitch.


Before I sign off, I would like to welcome our 2 new pieces of talent, Jaderberri and The Prince on board. The lineup grows... and I bring this up because that picture of Jessica reminds me of The Prince's profile picture.

B.@.D



Song For Today:
"They Need Us"
- Arnej


Album For Today:
"Trance World: Volume 9"
- Orjan Nilsen

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

bahahahahahaaaaaa graduated to tits
the only good trance worlds we're tyas, aly & fila, and MIKE

Anonymous said...

this site was like the old site graduating to tits!

The Prince said...

You talentless hack. If the site had a blog rating meter or perhaps a like/dislike feature, I would have called your latest posting a shameless and disgraceful grab at popularity and goodwill...but since it doesn't, it makes me feel happy.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha that picture alone makes it a good post. prince gtes an F

Anonymous said...

AMEN on the time travel comment

The Prince said...

ya i'll take the F from her..

Anonymous said...

this site went dirty hahahahaha

Dylf said...

"went" dirty? look at my profile pic....

Anonymous said...

nice title change

Anonymous said...

thank you sir, i dl'd tw9 and it was quite good. looking at the other ones as we speak.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha Juggs University

Anonymous said...

nothing shooting down john mayer for dating her... im surprised :P

CEO said...

I like Jaderberri...........

Anonymous said...

I for one would love to see the B.@.Dsaga back - what happened to Katastrophe???

Unless she got a sex change and is actually Dylf....

Anonymous said...

good post- no brush - outside of comments.....

KATastrophe said...

LMFAO KATastrophe got 'married' and is busy with her firstborn......but awwwww, shucks *blush*