B-Rush Posts Again!!!!!

Well folks – long time no see, but I’m back for some more random musings which hopefully, with any luck, at least some of you will find…. Amusing.
So? Anybody else have a job that simply bores them to death? I don’t mean, sit there – and after long enough, your brain simply shuts down and you die. I mean, this job is so boring, I could throw myself out the window, and plummet to my death kind of bored. I find myself thinking about the oddest things while I’m at work, I assure you, and none of them apply to my current career path either.
Some of the random thoughts I’ve had today (seriously – this is NOT fiction here…):
  • I wonder how long till all our debt’s paid off and I can get a new Jeep?
  • Don’t forget to buy deodorant on my way home.
  • Maybe I should try to read a B@D.cap...
  • When’s lunch? Oh my God, not for another 3 hours?
  • ooH! A banana in my bag! * munchmunchmunch *
  • B.@.D’s bachelorette recaps sure are f’n long…
  • I wonder if Sideshow Bob’s plan really would’ve worked?
  • Oh yay, an OziStyle post – that doesn’t take 3 hours to read!
You see – there really is NO common thread there in my thought pattern. Nothing work related at all. The problem is that a trained monkey could do my job, and it requires an IQ of 32 to complete successfully.
So what does everyone here do to get through their monotonous jobs?
Until next time - here's a picture i took on my honeymoon in Hawaii. Why? 'Cause Hawaii rocks






14 comments:

Ozi-Style said...
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Ozi-Style said...

Time wasting activities in my workplace include the usuals of Facebook, Twitter and PerezHilton... then there is celebrity baby blog (probably best to just skip this one if you're male), and buying random things on ebay.

Some interactive fun i have is repetitively calling someone (usually a friend) a few offices down as they get about 10 mts from their office, then hang up right before they pick up. You would be surprised how slow some people can be.

Have a jar of candy on your desk, it brings people over to you for a chat all day... that way you can timewaste with many other people but you don't get caught away from your office/desk.

Or do what i do and pick up a correspondance course and just do homework all day!

Thankyou for also providing a reprieve to my work day.

Anonymous said...

BRUSH IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

did you get thru a bachelorette? They're fuckin' awesome

Anonymous said...

Nice to see you again bro. To get through my workday, I usually sit here and wonder why you don't post more. When I get bored of that, I usually call Dylf to get sexually harasssed.

Anonymous said...

i think this officially puts you above the Prince!

B-Rush said...

YAHOO! I beat the prince!

The bachelorette recaps ARE entertaining.... but I just can't read for that long, I break em out into a few pieces and read em bit by bit. Short attention span y'know.

B@D - you wait for me to post? I thought you fired me? Does that mean I broke that window out back then kicked open the back door (from the inside) to get in for no reason?

The fuck?

Ozi - homework at work sounds like an interesting plan to me - and if it happens to be a course which work is paying for, all the more excuse!

Anonymous said...

BRUSH LIVES!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE PERRY SATURN!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

gp brush!!! welcome back!!!

Anonymous said...

Ozi, you're on twitter?

Anonymous said...

WHen is this weeks recap up?

Anonymous said...

thats a beautiful picture. do you have a wedding photo?

Anonymous said...

GP Brush!!!

Anonymous said...

recap is up tomorrow, i saw the news on FB. very stoked.