It's Been A While.....

It's been a while....


Since I've gone and fucked things up just like i always do
It's been a while....But all that shit seems to disappear when i'm with you

...aaron lewis is far from the most stunning lyricist ever but that's my attempt at a segue to a little summary of what i've been up to lately...

1) Parenting

....that pretty much sums it up....it has been a relatively tame month....well actually i had a little trip out to nanaimo and spent a weekend in vancovuer where i had a lot of beverages and ended up wearing a gas mask one evening and getting questioned by the police as to why i was wearing said mask and where exactly my pants were....i remember doing some karaoke later on that night...the next day i was at a band practice with some complete strangers who apparently saw my schtik (figuratively and literally) that night and enlisted me to join their band....so in addition to the same old some old, i guess i almost got thrown in the tank and joined a band this month....yawn....and then just 2 nights ago i was at a typical Calgary Stampede industry type party......you know the ones where you drink triples, see double and act like you're single??? (for non-residents just Google Calgary Stampede Parties and you'll figure it out)... well anyways, it's about 11:30pm and there are a bunch of people at the table with me, some of whom I know and some whom i've never met....well this cougar-esque lassie comes up to me and starts with the idle chit chat and is awful friendly and touchy feely, so of course this makes me think that once again i have been targeted as a hot commodity in the room full of flesh...that's when she tells me she is 2 years from retirement at her job.........WITF?!?!?!?  not only do i get hit on by homosexuals, but now sexagenarians and old age pensioners as well?!?!?.....only one more demographic and i'll have hit the tri-facta.....
oh yeah....i almost forgot, i've gotten in the habit of sending inappropriate drunken texts to B.@.D. at all hours of the night...i have a suspicion that he may be saving the texts and editing them slightly for content with the intent of posting them, so in advance i will apologize to anyone that may or may not be the topic of one of these texts....stay tuned.

14 comments:

B.@.D said...

The problem is, you take away pretty much any ammo I would ever have and post it yourself. So you don't have too much to worry about.

Anonymous said...

GP DYLF!!! welcome back

Anonymous said...

i want a bach recap from dylf hahaha

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh Dylf. How I missed your ramblings.

Anonymous said...

I think Dylf needs to do a DylfCap lol

Anonymous said...

Any chance BAD or someone could follow Dylf around with a camera when he starts to get lit up?

Anonymous said...

those chijcks are hot!

Anonymous said...

I want a full group Bach recap

Anonymous said...

gp dylf!

Anonymous said...

gp dylf lol

Anonymous said...

hahahahhaa GP

Anonymous said...

missed you dylf ;)

Anonymous said...

i think we need a post with these texts!!!

Anonymous said...

i second that.