Sean Penn Hates Me


No amount of liquor will satiate me...
and my disposition to yell has been much worse lately...
this sweet vermouth doth not abate me...
but why the fuck is he yelling?
I think Sean Penn hates me...

Nero is evil and Caeser stately...
Milk turns to honey and then to rapeseed...
I wax and I wane and my rhetoric dates me...
It's still a Shanghai Surprise,
Why does Sean Penn hate me?

A sideways glance or a turn of a phrase...
He chews scenery yet the public still pays...
If he were a doughnut he'd be honey glazed...
If Sean Penn doesn't kill me,
I'd be quite amazed...

A personal life mired in Hurlyburly...
one of constantly dodging the paparazzi...
He craves the solace of mediocrity...
and that's what I have,
that's why Sean Penn hates me.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

i knew we would return to the dylf of old eventually :D

Anonymous said...

gp Dylf! lol

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhhhhh there we are. no structure and random whatsoever. this is why i read a dylf post!!!!!

Anonymous said...

gp dylf!

Anonymous said...

Gp Dylf

Anonymous said...

I can't understand why Jader isn't flirting with him

Anonymous said...

yeah me neither. LETS GET GOING ALREADY!!!!

Anonymous said...

gp dylf

Anonymous said...

as always!!

Anonymous said...

Gp dylfie - heart

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha love it as always Dylf

With all apologies to Mr. Penn....

Anonymous said...

Gp

Anonymous said...

gp!

Dylf said...

....If you spill a drink on the hardwood in your living room and then get on all fours to lick up the spill are you an alcoholic? If you do it in front of your kids what does that make you??? .........s....o....s.....help me....

Anonymous said...

gp!!!

Anonymous said...

wow.... that comment was almost an article in itself.

rapeseed....?

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