Stampede Cougar!!!

So a number of years ago I was having a conversation with one of my good friends F. Voltage about band names that we thought were cool as shit and she came up with what I thought was pretty much the fucking best ever......"Stampede Cougar".  Being from Calgary and having attended the "Largest Outdoor Show on Earth" a number of times I have fallen prey to a Stampede Cougar or two and my memories are tinged with equal parts of both exhiliration and humiliation....once or twice being thrown out before a husband comes home....yikes. 

Anyway, I was so inspired I decided to write the lyrics to Stampede Cougar's self titled break-out single (I acutally went through the effort to copyright the lyrics as well, so don't think you can steal this and take credit for it bitches...)  Try to imagine a dirty guitar riff between verses much akin to something by the band Everytime I Die off the album "Hot Damn!" or "Guttar Phenomenon"

Stampede Cougar

Ivory white claws
Daggers for teeth
The Stampede Cougar fucks like a beast!!!
Oooh!!!

Aging Fe-lion
Sensing the end
Will fuck the most fierce...with shrieks that will pierce!!!
Aaah!!!

Stampede Cougar!!
Stampede Cougar!!

She buys you a drink
Knows you're a snack
Making you bleed with her nails down your back!!!
Oooh!!!

Year after year
She returns to the slaughter
Play your cards wight...go mack on her daughter!!!
Aaah!!!

Stampede Cougar come on!!

Bring your daughter!!....to the slaughter!!....she's much hotter!!....hotter!!....HOTTER!!!  YEAH!!!

Ivory white claws
Daggers for teeth
Beware of her smile and what liese beneath!!!
Oooh!!!

She prays on the weak
With luck you'll survive
Cause the Stampede Cougar will eat you alive!!!
Aaah!!!
Run to  the hills cause she'll eat you alive!!!

Stampede Cougar come on!!!

Bwahahahaha!!!  Shitastic.....anyways, F. Voltage can be found on blogger on her blog "What's Radder Than This?" http://voltagesays.blogspot.com/