Desert is a dish best served with bacon........


............so a couple o' month back me and my best friend suzi decide to venture out for a few beverages down at the palomino club downtown to catch up with our good chum peter.....peter has been bartending down at the palomino since he was young and wanton when he still had a head full of dark chestnut hair.....sigh.....anyways, so me and suzi go down for some food and some frosty beverages and needless to say peter gets us into a few shots of jagermeister etc and things start to get blurry fast......the next little bit gets kinda blurry but i know the conversation between suzi, peter and myself is centered around there being bacon on almost everything on the menu (the palomino has great bbq smokehouse style food) and us wanting some desert..........anyhoo, the next morning i wake up and find this picture in my blackberry.....this is the desert we came up with and here is the recipe.......

1) bacon fried in brown sugar
2) whipped cream
3) a strawberry
4) a maraschino cherry

.....and let me tell you it was delicious, i think that both me and suzi had 2 servings of it.....we went back and forth on what to name the tasty treat and came up with several crude variations of slang terminology for a female pigs genetalia but after much debate came up with a more subtle, refined name, almost bordering on classy...so for those of you who want a sweet meat treat down at the palomino, find peter at the bar and ask him if he can order you up some........Vaginomite!!!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

what does vagino........... OH GOD

Anonymous said...

hahaha nice

Anonymous said...

hahaha i like DYLFs stuff, I dont care what anyone says

Anonymous said...

VA-GIN-OH-MITEEEEEEE!!!!

Anonymous said...

that doesnt sound the least bit appetizing - funny, but unappetizing

Anonymous said...

what the fuck are you talking about? that sounds REPULSIVE

Anonymous said...

wheres mizzle? did i scare him off already?

GP Dylf

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhhhhh drunk stories

Anonymous said...

hahaha i like the first comment - my thoughts exactly

Anonymous said...

bacon fried in brown sugar = enough for me to say no thanks