Lap Dancery......

.....so a few years ago i was in niagara falls with a few colleagues (sure, that sounds good) and they come up with the idea for us to visit and gentleman's club to peruse the talent and have some fine malt beverages......anyhoo, we've been there for not 5 minutes and one of my co-horts is already being accosted by a young girl of the eastern european persuasion.....ok she was romanian.....to partake in a "private dance.....only hundred dollar"......my friend is not interested, he's a married guy and he is polite and tells her "no-thanks, maybe in a bit" and we carry on about our drinks......so nadia is back five minutes later with the same proposition and my friend gives her the same brush off.....we're back drinking.........so then again in five minutes she's back, and then again.....finally she comes over and she brings her sister with her.....and they start arguing with buddy and he's getting nervous because he thinks he may have lead her on, but he's able to talk her down and things subside thankfully.......so the four of us start to finish up our drinks and there is a lull in the club....we're all pretty relieved that we didn't end up on the niagara falls news that night...."four perverts killed in gun fight at local lap dancery, film at eleven.....".......right as we're about to leave a girl who looks like elvira mistress of the dark plunks her sizable heft onto my lap and says, and i quote....."how 'bout we go to the back room and i get to groping you......."

It was like paying $500 to go to prison..............

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

get to gropin'

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHHAHAA best one yet

Anonymous said...

GP to mizzle and DYLF!!!!

Anonymous said...

i touch yor gonch for money?