Royale Kittens

.....i just don't get it.......these royale t.p. commercials on t.v. with all the different people with creepy grins on their faces petting those soft white kitties.......how is that marketing??? how is peta not up in arms about what's goin' on here???
......look at the little guy at the bottom on the right over there......poor little guy, he knows what your gonna do with him......sniff.....

....and in the interest of getting with the program here's my song of the moment; farewell, mona lisa - dillinger escape plan

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

i cant tell if you're trying to say that they're making toilet paper out of kittens...

Anonymous said...

GP dylf! i love your stuff - short and sweet, to the point. nice grammar, but ah well

Anonymous said...

DYLF doesnt sound angry........ like another piece of "talent" on this site.....

seriously though DYLF, you're a welcome addition. keep it up.

Anonymous said...

that one kitty looks like hes about to cry.

NO KITTIES FOR TP! NO KITTIES FOR TP! NO KITTIES FOR TP!

Anonymous said...

they should at least use bald kitty's.....
i see there's a new writer. im impressed with this site so far.

Anonymous said...

its not that hard to figure out, kitties are soft, and we like our TP to be soft.

Dylf said...

kitties have claws and rough tongues too though.....

Anonymous said...

Just wait until the trees are gone and they look to start selling kittens as a cuddly pet AND reusable TP... think abou it...

The Prince said...

Finally cats have a purpose in life.

Anonymous said...

is BADSAGA coming back???

i cant belive no one has asked that yet.

Anonymous said...

i loved those stories!!!

Mary and Craig said...

Jess Simpson is definitely hot in my opinion!