Stroker Ace


......so my pappy passed away on st. paddy's day last year and it was pretty much shit......so i spent the balance of that week down in medicine hat, alberta with my mom and family, planning the funeral etc.....when it was time to come home to calgary i was exhausted and hungover (i smelled of 16 different types of booze) so my wife shannon was driving.....and i was in a funk........so we decided what better way to get out of a funk, than to rock some funk (thank jebus for sirius radio)....so my spirits were rising, a little funk, no driving responsibilities and shan even reminded me she had a snack for the ride!!! my favorite, a banana!!! so i retrieved the snack from her purse right as stevie wonder starts to sing "sir duke" on the radio....so i started a little karaoke into the banana......and shannon smiled......then i started to....stroke the banana vigorously in an all too familiar motion....you know what i'm talkin' about....and shannon stopped smiling.....actually she laughed and i laughed too because it was a bit of a release from the un-pleasantries involved with burying your dad....what i didn't see was the semi-truck that we were pulling up along side of to pass......so i keep on a rubbin' and i'm looking out the window to try and initiate some creepy eye contact with the semi truck driver as i stroke my ace.....and i actually do manage to make eye contact with the driver when we pull along side.........and the trucker looks down at the banana......and then up.....and our eyes lock and i see him mouth the words "Oh Yeah!!!"..........and then i smiled too......

Song for today - "Rocket Skates"  Deftones

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

sorry to hear about your dad - good story!!!!

Anonymous said...

i like how you had the thought to do that with the creepy truck driver... blahahahha

Anonymous said...

ROCKET SKATES!!!!!! obscureness lol

Anonymous said...

he wanted you to stop at the next truck stop with him........

Anonymous said...

he wanted that sexy package in the picture.

Anonymous said...

i suppose we all grieve in different ways.......

Mizzle said...

Nice post DYLF. haha.

Anonymous said...

hahaha i liked that one - not as much as the second one you did tho

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha DYLF has good shit - definately different from anyone else on here

Anonymous said...

He's like a Mizzle with less shame and less grammar...

Anonymous said...

hahaha yeah