B.@.Dnews: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Larry King is divorcing for the eighth time. This news really sent me into a tailspin, because as everyone knows your eigth marriage is the one you really expect to last.

Reps for Larry have said that he has grown weary of his wife's accusations that he is having an affair with her sister. Reps for his wife say that she has grown weary of being married to a man who got his job by performing oral sex on Rupurt Murdoch.


Mel Gibson and his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, the Russian musician-singer he left his previous wife and mother of his other 7 children for, have gone their separate ways. “They just drifted apart,” a close friend told People Magazine.

The source continued on to say that they will continue to raise their baby together, but that both are very focused on their careers. Grigorieva is preparing for a charity concert next week in Russia, and Gibson is continuing to pursue his passion project: ENDING JUDAISM.


In the continuing and seemingly-never-ending "Jon & Kate" saga, Jon accused Kate last week of putting her dancing ambitions before their eight children and said he's going to court to ask for primary physical custody.

Jon then finished draining the rest of the money from their joint bank account, bought another form-fitting Ed Hardy shirt, and proceeded to fuck half of San Jose.


And for anyone who missed it, Dylf's wife gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. Congratulations from everyone here at the site go out to the happy family. Dylf wanted me to thank everyone for the well-wishes, and let you all know that his wife, daughter, and their new son Liam, are all doing very well.

The black guy who originally impregnated Dylf's wife could not be reached for comment.

HA!


Have a good one!
B.@.D



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