B.@.D. Loves You!!!....(B.@.D. hopes you love his poem)....

Everyone loves something.
Birds love singing.
Kids love toys.

Mizzle loves pigeons,
and pigeons love to coo.
Can you guess who B.@.D. loves?
B.@.D. loves you!

Piggies love to roll in mud.
Penguins love the snow.
Farmers love to wake up early.
Rosters love to crow.

Ozi loves the library.
B-Rush loves it, too.
B.@.D. whispers quietly,
B.@.D. loves you!!!

Katastrophe loves counting things.
The Prince loves to drum.
Dylf loves to exercise.
Kids love bubble gum.

Jaderberri and her daddy
love playing peekabo.
But-pssst!-before you turn the page...
B.@.D. loves you!

Everyone loves something.
B.@.D. told you this was true.
And now you know who B.@.D. loves:
B.@.D. loves you!

Before B.@.D. ends his poem,
B.@.D. wants to ask ou this:
Will you be B.@.D.'s valentine?
Can B.@.D. have a kiss?




I really need to get outta the house more often. The children's books are melting my brain. Oh yes, hopefully this will also appease all of the grammar police that have been criticizing my punctuation, iambic pentameter and the like.  I hope this pleases everyone because clearly I'm only writing on here for all of you.......ahoy hoy....


Babies love noise.

26 comments:

B.@.D said...

I've seen that guy on a shirt before.

Mizzle said...

That is the best metrosexual cowboy look ever.

And for the record I hate pigeons, but it is true, B.@.D loves you.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha... that was priceless. By far my favourite post! Nice work Dylf!

Anonymous said...

No furious masturbation this time over Dylf work B.@.D?

Anonymous said...

awesomeness!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow. This has really gone into the toilet. LOL

B.@.D said...

Girls LOVED that Stampede outfit of mine. In the end, that's what really matters.

No furious masturbation this time. Not because it's not prime material - I'm just out of fuel. I watched most of the first Bachelorette episode last night, so there's your explanation.

Anonymous said...

HAWWT!

Jaderberri said...

Who is my daddy?
Also rooster B.A.D rooster
you better google it.

Jaderberri said...

Definitely thought B.@.D wrote this one ooops

Mizzle said...

Jaderberri did not yet have her coffee before flaming B.@.D about a post he did not write.

Starting to think that maybe she also thought she wasn't logged in... could Jaderberri actually be the famous heckler that has been haunting this site since it first started? Stay tuned...

Anonymous said...

CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

YOU WATCHED BACHELOR?!?! Where's the recap? What are your thoughts?!??!

Anonymous said...

B.@.D - what makes you think you're able to comment on a relationship building show when you can't even hold a relationship down yourself?

B.@.D said...

Previous Commenter: Relationship building? What, are ya slow? Look at how well 85% of the previous 'winners' ended up. Their relationships lasted a LOT less time than many of mine have been known to.

Also, what you said to me is not an insult. If i'm not happy, I leave. That's a good thing, not a bad thing. Staying would be a bad thing. If I did that, I'd be lying to myself and the other person. That's all there is to it.

Mizzle - Maybe it is Jaderberri. It's always the person you least suspect... DUH DUH DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Jaderberri - Even though the heckler probably wasn't you, you should just go with it, it'll keep things interesting around here. And I think Dylf is your daddy? I'm not sure. Dylf does remind me of your Dad is a flamboyant kind of way.

Anonymous said...

When is the recap up B.@.D?

Anonymous said...

is this poem ACTUALLY Bads?

Mizzle said...

B.@.D - if we least suspect her, and are currently suspecting her, does that mean it can't be her? Or is it her only on the basis that we didn't think it was her at first? Or does this mean the she isn't not, not, the heckler we are looking for, but merely a speed bump that we have already spent to much time on?

Or could it be, that infact we don't care who the hecklers are, because they actually are upset enough to become emotionally involved in something that is just one huge joke to us, thus making their life a living hell? What if they lose sleep at night because they are so socially damaged from our blog that it is starting to rupture their sleeping patterns? Should we feel responsible? If yes, is it responsible in a positive form? Like, I'm responsible for all of the cake being gone? I think we should fold the blog. In fact, I'm calling you right now, we need to talk. Is it still 867-5309?

Anonymous said...

someone fixed the width of the site... its a lot easier to read. bravo.

B.@.D said...

Mizzle, I think it COULD have been Jaderberri but only because we originally thought that it COULDN'T be Jaderberri. But now that we suspect her, it not only means that it isn't her, it means that it never COULD have been her.

My number is 911.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHHAA

Dylf said...

....this poem was posted by me...that's why it says posted by Dylf up by the title thingy see???? and as for this going into the toilet you are absolutely correct, after wading through the shit of 10+ M3 recaps I thought I should contribute.......again, anonymous feedback = least constructive....when it's anonymous that means you don't have a blogger account, and clearly if you don't blog you don't really count.....

Ozi-Style said...

Loved it Dylf - you're a talented poet and the subject of B@D obviously brings it out in you... the best poetry written is definitely based on the most passionate subjects :)

B.@.D said...

Well said, Ozi.

I love you, Dylf.

Dylf said...

i love you too pepsi....

B.@.D said...

Pepi.