B.@.D. licks his balls....
"Hey B.@.D., do you think when you are in the office tomorrow you can grab me a couple of those comp tickets that we always used to get for those events? Me and the missus want to go next week."
"Mmmkay....can you call and remind me?"
"Isn't that what i just did?"
"Well, kinda...I guess, but can you still call me?"
"Why can't you just write down a note to remember yourself?"
Slurping noise..."MMM....kinda busy right now...."
"Your licking your nuts right now, aren't you?"
"Yeah, I'm licking my nuts."
.....pretty obvious shit right there.....plus he's been know to rub up against peoples legs and spend an inordinant amount of times at dog parks....
"Who's a good doggie B.@.D.?"
"Ruff, ruff, ruff!!!"
"Not in my eye again!!! Stupid mutt..."