B.@.D. licks his balls....

....so i'm pretty confident that B.@.D. is actually a dog who has taken over the body of his former master and is spearheading a secret plot across the globe to take over the world kind of like that cheesy shitty movie from about 10 years ago....he isn't a sinister or manly type of dog like Cujo, but more like a fluffy terrier type like Benji....as proof, here is trascript from a recent conversation that makes it pretty clear....

"Hey B.@.D., do you think when you are in the office tomorrow you can grab me a couple of those comp tickets that we always used to get for those events?  Me and the missus want to go next week."
"Mmmkay....can you call and remind me?"
"Isn't that what i just did?"
"Well, kinda...I guess, but can you still call me?"
"Why can't you just write down a note to remember yourself?"
Slurping noise..."MMM....kinda busy right now...."
"Your licking your nuts right now, aren't you?"
"Yeah, I'm licking my nuts."
"Forget it...goodbye."
"Ruff!!!!"

.....pretty obvious shit right there.....plus he's been know to rub up against peoples legs and spend an inordinant amount of times at dog parks....

"Who's a good doggie B.@.D.?"
"Ruff, ruff, ruff!!!"
"Not in my eye again!!!  Stupid mutt..."