15 minutes of BBM from September 22 the year of our lord 2010....


Ronald Burgundy = Dylf
Sexton Hardcastle = B.@.D

Ronald Burgundy: Send me the blog link
Sexton Hardcastle: http://www.badlivereloaded.blogspot.com/

Ronald Burgundy: Thx g
Sexton Hardcastle: Kisses for Mrs. Dylf

Ronald Burgundy: In nanaimo....wtf, did you bump my first post back?
Sexton Hardcastle: Its for tomorrow
Sexton Hardcastle: That's when you had it for

Ronald Burgundy: Oh.....ok, sorry I thought I had it following your opener

Sexton Hardcastle: I have like 6 articles written
Sexton Hardcastle: I wrote an awesome bad - dylf exchange

Ronald Burgundy: Nice....I gotta lot of material from my last 5 days of drunkenness.......lost a credit card.....snorted some wasabi.....did a pole dance at a nightclub....jumped off the stage pressed out 10 pushups in the middle of the dancefloor hopped up and kissed a complete stranger...faaak
Ronald Burgundy: Went to see Helmet play at a club with my brother....an Australian ex-skinhead tried to sell me ephedrine and put a bag of 5 pills in my pocket.....got hit on by a goth girl at the show and was invited to see her perform a gore show??? Got mistaken for a celebrity at Melrose and woke up with a pizza box on my chest
Sexton Hardcastle: Hahahahahahhahahaha
Sexton Hardcastle: You went to the gore show right?
Sexton Hardcastle: Please tell me you went to the gore show

Ronald Burgundy: It's next weekend
Sexton Hardcastle: Was your cock sticking out of a hole in the pizza box labelled 'extra large with sausage'?
Ronald Burgundy: Well it would certainly reach to my chest....

Ronald Burgundy: It had a sock on it
Sexton Hardcastle: Hahahahahaha
Sexton Hardcastle: With "Prince" written on it

Ronald Burgundy: He is a little bit of a puppet....
Ronald Burgundy: And I had saved jader's picture as the screen saver on my blackberry
Sexton Hardcastle: Hahahahahhahaha

Ronald Burgundy : Bwahahahahahaha.....

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG lol

Anonymous said...

hahaha you should have S&Md it up at that party

B.@.D said...

How could you just go and put my real name out there in public like that?!?!

Anonymous said...

lol GP dylf

Dylf said...

...Cause I can...

Anonymous said...

GP Dylf!!!! thats so awesome.

i wonder what a convo looks like that they DONT want us to see lol

Anonymous said...

gp lol

Anonymous said...

hahahaha wow - best one so far

Anonymous said...

please tell me you went to the gore show...........

Dylf said...

The gore show was confusing in ways I didn't know existed....

Anonymous said...

that took you guys 15 mins? LOL

jk - awesome

Anonymous said...

What is a gore show?

Wait, dont answer that. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha this is awesome dylf. good work

Anonymous said...

GP Dylf

Jaderberri said...

I feel really good right now.

Dylf said...

I'm glad :)

B.@.D said...

I'm going to head down to the registry to grab one of those "So You've Been Sued For Unsafe Working Environment" kits. Anyone need anything?

Anonymous said...

a bottle of wine and a box of condoms
uh... its for dylf. yeah...

Anonymous said...

bahahahaha GP Dylf

Anonymous said...

GP Dylf
Bailout starts tomorrow!

Anonymous said...

GP Dylf!