A simple intro

Looking at the last post in which B@D included me it seems that he thinks that all the other writers on the site don’t really care for him much. Although this is true, women and most men find the quality of little to no self-confidence quite unappealing...just saying.

I have known B@D for quite some time and my reason for disliking him so much is due to the fact that he introduced me to my recent ex. I guess it’s not really his fault because you can’t really predict that someone will turn psycho, I continue to hold a grudge none the less, but that my dear readers is another story.

I remember when we actually made the transition from acquaintances to friends. We were both newly single and decided to try our hands at an awkward first date. Needless to say after copious amounts of alcohol were consumed we decided that two people couldn’t have an adult relationship based solely on alcohol and in my case alcohol and drugs. We settled on friendship based on alcohol, blackouts and video games. There were times (almost every time in fact) where I out drank B@D and he ended up passed out in a bus shelter, not remembering how he got home, or covered in some unknown substance that kind of looked like blood. I think I redeemed myself later on when he wanted front row to Armin Van Buuren and he had only bought balcony, that’s a story in itself which I will elaborate on later.

That friendship is the reason that I am now part of this wonderful blogging family and because I am unable to drink for the next six months the majority of my posts will involve long walks down memory lane. I guess could also learn how to make friends and have fun sans booze.......I would probably never do that, why do I lie to myself?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

gp! welcome aboard

Anonymous said...

mid-day! whatsup wit dat?

Anonymous said...

nobody likes B.@.D?!??!

B.@.D said...

In my defense, no one told P(BJ) to date the dude. I just told her to fuck him, because I thought he'd be good.

I mean, I was wrong about that too, but still.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

and can P(BJ) ACTUALLY drink you under the table?

B.@.D said...

That is completely unfounded.

Sour grapes, if you want my opinion.

Anonymous said...

i look forward to more stories :)

Ozi-Style said...

Can't wait to hear your stories P(BJ) :)

Dylf said...

if you can drink more than 2 mojitos than you can drink B.@.D. under the table.....

B.@.D said...

You laced those two mojitos with Rohypnol, so it doesn't count.

Anonymous said...

I quite enjoy the new writers. They've already written as much as teh Prince!!!!

Anonymous said...

GP PBJ!!!!

Anonymous said...

has bad dated all the girls on this site? Remember Katastrophe too?

Anonymous said...

not allllll....

Jaderberri said...

GP P(BJ)
Its true about drinking B.@.D under the table haha

Anon: has bad dated all the girls on this site? Remember Katastrophe too?

I have not dated B.@.D, actually I think the only one is P(BJ)

B.@.D said...

What, we're just not counting Dylf now?

And the date with P(BJ) was only a date in the loosest POSSIBLE sense of the word. We stumbled upon it through a miscommunication, plus I think I'd have to remember more than 10% of it to be considered a date.

Anonymous said...

so if you were drunk did you guys bone or what?