Men are from Mars/Strippers are from Krypton.....

....a couple of months ago i was having lunch with b@d and the prince at an establishment that featured lunch hour "entertainment"...the kinda place where you would go when you might be having the craving for a $9.95 buffet style lunch with one of the chafing trays filled to the top with greasy pork chops...the kinda place where you suspect the majority of the waitresses might be from romania or another eastern eurpoean country....some people refer to this place as the rippers, the peelers, a gentlemen's club or a nudie bar...that's right, we went to a strip club for lunch...at this point i would like to state that i am not a guy who frequents such places on a regular basis but that i have probably spent a lot more time in strip clubs than then next guy for the simple reason that my brother used to be a part owner and general manager of a small one....for anyone who has owned their own business you know that you spend an inordinate amount of time at said busines, hence if i wanted to see my brother i had to go to a place where woman would shake their ass in my face on purpose.


....anyway, back to our "luncheon"....so after the prince finally resigned to the fact that we were actually going to eat there and we weren't on a quest to seek out princess kashmir in the sapphire lounge we saddled up to a table and ordered up some eats....after the siren goes off to introduce the next dancer a few times our food arrives and we make eat....(from my experience the food at strip clubs is usually excellent...my brother's featured authentic smokehouse bbq....brisket, pulled pork, ribs, etc....)  about halfway through my philly cheesesteak  b@d incredulously exclaims..."oh my god!!! you can't look them in the eye!!!"  to which the prince adds "strippers are like dylf's kryptonite!!!"....laughter and mockery ensued for the balance of the day....


so they busted me, yes, i can't look strippers in the eye and i have an especially hard time looking at their goods as well....but mark my words...after you've seen one spill a pulled pork sandwich onto her lap at lunch and still eat it afterwards....you will too.....

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XiZk74GkgM