Men are from Mars/Strippers are from Krypton.....

....a couple of months ago i was having lunch with b@d and the prince at an establishment that featured lunch hour "entertainment"...the kinda place where you would go when you might be having the craving for a $9.95 buffet style lunch with one of the chafing trays filled to the top with greasy pork chops...the kinda place where you suspect the majority of the waitresses might be from romania or another eastern eurpoean country....some people refer to this place as the rippers, the peelers, a gentlemen's club or a nudie bar...that's right, we went to a strip club for lunch...at this point i would like to state that i am not a guy who frequents such places on a regular basis but that i have probably spent a lot more time in strip clubs than then next guy for the simple reason that my brother used to be a part owner and general manager of a small one....for anyone who has owned their own business you know that you spend an inordinate amount of time at said busines, hence if i wanted to see my brother i had to go to a place where woman would shake their ass in my face on purpose.


....anyway, back to our "luncheon"....so after the prince finally resigned to the fact that we were actually going to eat there and we weren't on a quest to seek out princess kashmir in the sapphire lounge we saddled up to a table and ordered up some eats....after the siren goes off to introduce the next dancer a few times our food arrives and we make eat....(from my experience the food at strip clubs is usually excellent...my brother's featured authentic smokehouse bbq....brisket, pulled pork, ribs, etc....)  about halfway through my philly cheesesteak  b@d incredulously exclaims..."oh my god!!! you can't look them in the eye!!!"  to which the prince adds "strippers are like dylf's kryptonite!!!"....laughter and mockery ensued for the balance of the day....


so they busted me, yes, i can't look strippers in the eye and i have an especially hard time looking at their goods as well....but mark my words...after you've seen one spill a pulled pork sandwich onto her lap at lunch and still eat it afterwards....you will too.....


 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XiZk74GkgM

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

um... this from the guy whose second post ever was "lap dancery"? (one of my personal favorites btw)

Anonymous said...

Well said. I lobby for a name change for this post to "Stripper-phobia".

Anonymous said...

Second.

B-Rush said...

But the real question is....

WAS the food good? What club was it?

I've always been kindof interested in that... never had the food at any of them - and actually, only ever been to maybe.... 2, on 3 or 4 occasions.

Anonymous said...

leave it how it is - but i wanna know, WHY KRYPTON??

Anonymous said...

yeah, shoudlnt' it be Venus?

Or Uranus. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Anonymous said...

yeah, shoudlnt' it be Venus?

Or Uranus. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Anonymous said...

gp!

Anonymous said...

Krypton is supermans planet. major points.

Anonymous said...

Krypton is supermans planet. major points.

Anonymous said...

gp!

Dylf said...

b-rush.....we were at the speakeasy and i had a sandwich called the "dirty mexican".....delicous.....b@d had the steak sandwich of course....he can't go into a place like that without a big piece of meat in his mouth.......

Anonymous said...

hahahaha AW - thats kinda of cute. GP Dylf!

Anonymous said...

GP!

Anonymous said...

thats an interesting fact to write about yourself...

Anonymous said...

GP!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy Easter everyone!

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