I Bet He's Wearing My Shit Right Now.....

so here's a big shocker, i am a divorcee...i got hooked up too young with a girl that was too young and we were both inept at treating each other like partners with respect (and sometimes dignity...giggidy....) and things went shitty and ended shitty but ended up not being so shitty because i'm really hapy now and last i heard she was still a bitch...but anyway on with the story...so periodically over the last 5-6 years, i will be working on something and need a certain tool, or i'll be looking for a certain possession that i know i once had and realize.....fuuuuuccckkkkk yeeeaahhhh......i left that shit at my old place when i split up with my ex-wife.....she moved out to manitoba and my shit is out there right now, probably getting used by her, or possibly even by her new man....i know that's where my socket set is, and i kinda even think she hid it on me when i was moving out.....so a while back a friend of mind mentions he is going to an ugly sweater party and i know for sure i have ugly sweaters because i used to dress like a brain damaged cattle herder, back when i was with my ex when i used to let her buy all my clothes and dress me......so i run back home over lunch and look in my closet, and then after 30 seconds i have another one of those moments where i stop and go.....oooohhh yeeeaaahhh.....that shit got left behind and is probably in manitoba right now...so i go back to work and tell my buddy no dice and then it dawns on me......sure as shit, right now, somewhere in manitoba, there is a guy cuddled up all warm and snug in my old sweater and he doesn't even know that it used to belong to his girlfriends ex-husband.....i can guarantee that my ex's new boyfreind is wearing my clothes on a regular basis and doesn't even know.....and probably never will...........

 
god i'm glad i'm not him..........


35 comments:

Anonymous said...

is that him?!???!?!

Anonymous said...

please, please PLEASE tell me that's him......

Anonymous said...

jesus fuck. is that actually one of your sweaters??!

Anonymous said...

You let her dress you!?!? Dude...

Anonymous said...

he does look good in that shirt... he reminds me of Tobias from AD

Anonymous said...

Crippling honesty Dylf......

Anonymous said...

that sweaters not THAT ugly........

Anonymous said...

GP! When do we get more M3?

Anonymous said...

yes, Tobias from AD took Dylf's ex-wife......

Anonymous said...

i like the clouds on the shirt

Anonymous said...

Really? I like the tractor.

Anonymous said...

gp dylf - that guy doesnt look like he can hold a candle......

Anonymous said...

hold a candle? is that innuendo?

Anonymous said...

why has Dylf not gotten back to any of us on this yet........... usually he chimes in........

Dylf said...

if the candle is upuendo as opposed to innuendo you might be right.....and that's not actually the douche....i wish he had been that hunky.....

Mizzle said...

I just want to comment all night. Anybody else?

Anonymous said...

Mizzle: yes

Anonymous said...

I love how offended you are by the random villagers.

Anonymous said...

GP Dylf & BAD

Anonymous said...

Hahaha can you fight Thomas?

Anonymous said...

The aliens are the Pig Mask Army. You did see them, but due to bad graphics they look like aliens. The Pig Mask Army is your nemesis in the game.

Grant

Anonymous said...

Um... still playing through the game here. No SPOILERS, bitches. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

hahaha GP B@D and Dylf

Anonymous said...

sorry. thought it was obvious.

Anonymous said...

son of a b - i just realized this site existed! was a huge fan of the old one - how could you not put notification up on the old site?

still glad to see it back. like the colored fellah in that movie says... "this is like some kinda... hot tub... time machine."

Anonymous said...

Facebook status was right... Day 8 is awesome. I can only hope the rest of the game is as entertaining as Taznilly

Anonymous said...

man, i'm having to explain to my co-workers why I'm giggling like an idiot at you playing a video game.

Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhh early RPG's.......... your average villager or townsperson is so useless in those games....

Anonymous said...

love Day 8!!! keep it up!!!!

Anonymous said...

GP(s) dylf and bad!!!!

Anonymous said...

that guy is nerdy-indian-hot... no shame in being replaced by him dylf...

Dylf said...

nerdy indian hot....are we talking like a bollywood nerdy indian???......shame??? it was like winning the lotto!!!

Anonymous said...

i just had to catch up on the last 3 days of M3 recaps, so I am and I'm laughing my ass off, but I smoked too much last night so I'm wheezing like a bitch. Very nice BAD

Anonymous said...

You need to get out of that village BAD

Anonymous said...

day 8 is the best so far