I Got Hit On By A Homosexual.....Again....

.....i've always considered myself to be a bit of a ladies man....but when i say ladies man i actually do mean ladies, not the 19 year old tarts B.@.D. has been known to date...(ba dum dum, rim shot).....anyways, back in the day when i was trying everything i could to convince your girlfirend i was everything she wanted you to be i frequented a local karaoke pub to do my hunting....why? you may ask....a couple reasons.....1) i'm a fucking great singer.....(well, i put on a show but my vocal prowess is actually average at best....average for someone in the process of receiving a tonsilectomy).....2) chicks at karaoke bars are typically drunk as fuck.....3) girls at karaoke bars who aren't drunk typically think they are better than all of the guys there and hence, they think all of the guys there are dispoable throw-aways who you will never have to call back after you give them some sugar after they buy you drink....anyhoo...so from time to time i still roll out to the "stompin' grounds" with my best friend suzi for drinks and giggles and shit.....this last weekend we headed down and there was a big group of people there that we knew so we side-eld up to a table with a good view of the stage to watch debauchery commence....there were a few people at the table with us who i didn't know a few of the girls that suzi and i do know are up on the stage singing their hearts out.....they look over and i shoot them a wink and a wave and they smile and wave back and everyone is having a good time....i ham it up making eyes at the girls as they finish their song and they have a good laugh, blah blah blah, etc....etc....after their song is over i notice that the small filipino gentleman who is sitting at the head of the table with his back to the stage gets up and comes over, i figure he's going to talk about the girls who just sang or something......dude introduces himself and says he was noticing me notice him and he wants to buy me a drink......long uncomfortable pause....for the first time in forever i was speechless....at first i wasn't putting together what would have prompted this pint sized pillar pounder to come over and overtly it on me but then i realize he saw me "flirting" with the girls and figured it was directed at him and that i wanted to make him ride the baloney pony.....anyway, i apologized to him and explained the misunderstanding...he seemed a little put off by the whole thing when i still accepted the drink and i don't know why.....

i was kind of hoping to get some insights from B.@.D. on what he does when this kinda thing happens to him???...other than open wide that is.......